Tagged by scrumplefail!

Level 1

(x) said LOL out loud (all the time, baby!)
(x) forgotten your own age (okay, only once!)
(x) tried to lick your elbow (...)

SO FAR:3

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( ) Licked your toe (I dunno what I was thinking)
( ) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone (curious)
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
( ) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 3

Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs (They were BBQ-flavored, I smurfing promise!)
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds (I regret it. Unsanitary, yo.)
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 5

Level 6
( ) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
( ) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 5

Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from (heh heh)

SO FAR:6

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
(x) Jumped out of a moving car (my mom was supposed to stop the car!!!)
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house

SO far:7

Level 10
(x) Forgot where you live (well, got the address wrong.)
(x) Forgot your own birthday (uncertainty set in. I was scared.)
( ) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR:9

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole (hee hee)
(x) Walked into a Wall (many, many times. ;___; )
(x) Walked into someone (dumb, slow-walking people)
(x) Walked into a parked car (the car was in my way! >:[

SO FAR:13

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
(x) Burped the alphabet (badly...)
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 14

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips (me & my friend ate a whole bag of guacamole chips! ahaha)
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (YUM YUM YUM...)
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR :16

Level 14
( ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 16

Level 15
( ) Shoved something up your nose
( ) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( ) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt
SO FAR: 16

Level
(x) Told a lie (no biggies, though!)
(x) Been caught in a lie
( ) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass (mhmm...)
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 19

Level 17
( ) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself (ALL THE TIME.)
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 20

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus (yep yep yep)
( ) Believed in Santa past the age of 8 (I learned the truth when I was like, 7)
( ) BelIEved your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) BelIEved you were never too old for trick or treating
SO FAR: 22

Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
(x) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch (...)
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 24

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you werent listening
( ) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR:26

Level 22
( ) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs (haha!)
(x) Fell UP the stairs (I DEFY GRAVITY, bish!)
(x) went Sledding down the stairs (once!)
SO FAR:29

Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel (I lost a cartwheel contest once...)
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 30

Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR:30

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself (I'm a pro at this.)
(x) Cried when you didnt get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

SO FAR: 30

Level 26
( ) Gone swimming naked
( ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
( ) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR:30

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony (how is this stupid?)
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 31

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house (I'd lost my key! xD
( ) Locked yourself out of your car
(x) Locked yourslef IN the car (Okay, so, the locks wouldn't move!)
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
( ) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yoursEL(LARN TO SPELL)f in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 33

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
(x) over-cooked a pop-tart (I was pissed!)
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
( ) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR:34

Level 31
( ) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth (my tongue has many scars. ;__;
( ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there (trip trip stumble~

SO FAR:37

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them (Uncle?...)
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-verca (haha!)
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles!

TOTAL: 39

I've done 39 stupid things! xDDD